healthy snack in under 1 minute!
- buy organic apple
- take “organic” sticker off of apple
- throw out apple
- place sticker on box of oreo™ cookies
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you
why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person
Is this a comic? This should be a comic.
"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65
if you mock someone for praying or finding comfort/purpose in their religion then you are a gross person